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Lynne, 50, Olympics worker: None. Why not, Lynne?
No. What about Tom Daley? He’s nice.
No. He’s too young for me. Usain Bolt?
I do admire him, but I wouldn’t sleep with him. Is that because you’re an official Olympics worker and you don’t want to mix business with pleasure?
Well, yes. I have to help people find where they are going. I don’t have the time to sleep with all these people. You’re doing a really good job.
I am taking it very seriously. Do you need any information from me? No, I’ve got all I need, thank you! John, 34, salesman: Any of the women’s volleyball team. There's more than one team.
The beach volleyball team. The Brazilian team. Because they might wear thong bikinis?
I hope so. I’ll watch and see. Do you think they’d sleep with you?
Yeah… Actually, no.


Michael, 25, civil engineer: No! No, no, no! Nooooooo! They look like men.
Tommy: Never have sex with someone that could kill you.
Michael: The gymnasts are all pretty fit. Aren’t a lot of the gymnasts really young?
Tommy: How young? I don’t know, like 12?
I’d still rather have sex with a gymnast. Tim, 22, software developer: [Very long pause] Oh gosh, I don’t know. There’s so many to choose from.
Team GB? The whole team?!
Oh, OK, I suppose a gymnast? A lot of people like gymnasts. If you were to buck the trend, would you sleep with a weightlifter, for instance?
Oh gosh, well the thing about weightlifters is that they’re rather butch. I don’t like too many muscles on a lady. What about on men. Do they suit men?
Oh yes, they’re fine on a man. Previously – You Just Self-Immolated, What Was It Over?
