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DEAR VICE- BRING BACK BUSH

Dear Vice,

Re: The photo spread in issue 11 by Richard Kern "A Series of Poses to Aid in Your Sketches of Female Anatomy"… good luck trying to draw a figure of a woman (or should I say girl since that is clearly what he is trying to portray with these pube-less creatures) from these images. I've just come back from the states and NO-ONE has fucking pubes there. Even the GUYS shave their nuts. Gimmie some pubes! And not just some tiny spikes! Gimme some images that can liberate me into wanting to grow into a woman and not stay as a ratty little bald baby. Gimme a head with hair… etc.

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Cheers!

Vice sez: First of all, here's a bushy shoot we did on Vice Style. Now, on the subject of pubes, we're not really sure where to start. Is a bald vagina an objectified vagina or the ultimate feminist act? Are those who are scared of pubes pussies, or is it the pube fan who is in fact the pussyphobe? Maybe it all comes down to fashion and the full Brazilian will someday go the way of shutter-shades. More importantly, who the fuck is shaving their balls?

Time to shave away all that confusion and get down to the soft, prepubescent truth. To the polls!

I'll take my vaginaonline survey

As for testicles…online survey