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Si no cagues turró,
Et donaré un cop de bastó, Tió!Translation:
Log, Log, shit turron , Made of hazel and pine nuts!
If you don ́t shit turron,
We ́ll smack you with a club!
*Turron is a sweet desserty thing.Then they lift off the blanket and presents appear, fresh from the log's anus, I guess. El Tió presents used to be mostly small and usually sweets. Bigger presents were saved for Reyes, The Three Kings, after the New Year. Unfortunately, Santa is high competition for El Tió because it's on the same day. More and more, El Tió is losing out to Santa, and with that, Reyes is also being phased out. Thanks America once again for being a huge asshole. Santa's so serious, and Christmas is already lame enough, why don't we just go with this shitting log thing? Plus El Tió is just way more believable. One over-weight man, delivering presents to the whole World (minus anyone poor of course), stuffing himself down everyone's chimneys and eating all their fucking milk and cookies? Please. On the other hand, everyone gets their own Tió, you can even make it yourself and the whole process is just way more, um, scientific.
