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- What is the key difference between a "sex pedophile" and a straight-up vanilla "pedophile"? It feels that a "sex pedophile" is somehow worse, but there's not really any government-issue Pedo Severity Spectrum to refer to in these cases, so any and all advice gratefully received. Maybe that was an insert sheet in that Westminster Pedophile Dossier that keeps mysteriously going missing.
- Would a raving alcoholic sex pedophile really want to stand for Labour? Putting myself in the pissed-in boots of a raving alcoholic sex pedophile for a moment, I think I'd be more likely to run on a single-issue ticket—more legislation to somehow make Bell's whiskey even cheaper and worse, say—than an entire manifesto, and therefore would run independently, between the frequent blackout episodes where I wake up on a park bench after having extravagantly shat myself.
- Why would you, in any world, think this is a good thing to say?
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