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This is what happens when you fuck a hippo

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This is a gem. I didn't think they were actually travelers until she used the word "gowl", that's means pussy. "Feek the gowl" is what they call getting some tail, although this chick calls it "ridin' hippo's" because her man has a penchant for larger ladies. Nice. You should get a phrase book, they call non-travelers (you) "paleface".

When we were younger my mate fucked a traveler up an alleyway once. She was 17 and apparently fucking hot. He said he looked down and there was blood all over her sneakers, when he asked about it afterwards she said she'd been in a fight the day before. He didn't get her name, but when he asked whereabouts she was from she said she was from "England and Ireland."