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Dentists: Total blowjob connoisseurs

Christ I’m hard.

Hmm, I want a blowjob, but I’m not sure if throwing my dick down someone’s throat and then making crazy into their eyes and hair is degrading enough to really turn me on. What I really want is an attachment for a woman’s face; a beige and sterile ad-on to upgrade her from consensual lover to a British sex industry approved vibro-cum-bot.

Thank fuck then that dentists - the pervert Machiavellians of the medical world, less interested in cervical cancer then they are in filling your smile with gold and gassing their hot assistants – have finally joined the sex toy market. They've designed the Blowguard (patent pending) and, well, everyone with a mouth his totally hyped.

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It makes sense, dentists must think about blowjobs pretty much every time they stick a shivering drill into your mouth and feel the whirl of spittle flying back and soaking into their medical mask. The Blowguard is the logical step for them, a cock-saddle that makes any woman look like a slutty orangutan.

But maybe I’m being too cynical, check out this heart rending testimonial from their website. It’s pure boner fertilizer.

We are an older couple that wears dentures. We are active in the swingers lifestyle. The blowguard fits over my dentures and when I’m giving other men blowjobs, my teeth don't move. Thank you!
Howard and Elaine T. California

Christ I’m hard.