Now that all assets are in, we present you the conclusion of Crom's Eastern Destruction tour 08. Enjoy!Day Four: Richmond, Virginia, some sushi restaurant. I order one piece of albacore and they bring me a bowl of weird meat, mostly squid and shit that I hate. I tried to eat the pieces I recognized but immediately felt sick. I went into the bathroom and barfed, then I pissed out of my ass for a good 20 minutes (which was a perfect opportunity to make some overdue phone calls home). Always good to play shows with an exploding anus. Mike Watt used to seal the bottoms of his jeans with duct tape, but I'm more into sharing. RD still hasn’t slept a wink up to this point. Andre drank a fifth of something and proceeded to drive an hour north to Fredericksburg, until a state trooper pulled us over and administered a sobriety test. "Follow my finger with your eyes not your head," he said. Andre’s head couldn't help but follow that finger so he told the trooper that there was someone sober in the van. We all yelled "Not it" and RD was last to say anything so he got behind the wheel.
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