I am a person who enjoys the simpler things in life. Picking scabs. Watching my cats play with bubble wrap. Naps. Playing Monopoly.I realize that Monopoly doesn't sound that exciting. And I'm sure many of you will have stopped reading before this sentence, or are now in complete awe of how depressing my life is. But I assure you: I have had some near-death experiences fighting over the rules of Free Parking.
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