Just when the Chinese found a better use for their girls than making soup out of them, they had to go and ruin it. Super Girls, China's all-female answer to American Idol, was arguably the country's most popular show with over a quarter of the population tuning in every week to see young women sing and dance their way to the much-coveted title of "Mongolian Sour Cow Milk Super Girl."The government deemed the competition too vulgar, citing the cell phone-based voting system as a threat to single-party control. This pressure, combined with the runaway success of the nerds-who-want-to-be-Chippendales game show My Hero!, has forced the creators to reformat the program. Happy Boy Voices features an all-male cast who, aside from the mandatory song-and-dance routines, attempt to impress a panel of judges with their chivalry and machismo. Call us cynics, but with Li Yuchun's sweep of the last season we think it's all a smokescreen to put a screeching halt to the impending lesbianation of the country's schoolgirls.