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DEAR VICE - SHAGGY DOG STORY

Dear Vice,
Since you posted that terrifying mutant calf last year I haven't been able to touch a beefburger. Then I came across this. Yet another reason why those farm girl pornos are such a bad idea. May I present the plump grey mess that I call dog-baby. 
Enjoy,
Abe