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What happened to milk? From weaning through to that heavenly time when cereal is the most important meal in the world, milk was essential. But then we heard that it's probably bad for you and now we're hearing that it's bad for the environment and somewhere along the line, milk got boring. But wait! Dairy doesn't have to come from a cow. In fact, there's a whole bevy of other teats we can tap in order to make milk less meh …

Everyone's tried goat's cheese and buffalo mozzarella, but have you ever nibbled on rat cheese or Fromage de Merde (literally shit cheese) as it's called in France? What about the gamey taste of cat creme? Got ass milk? They say it makes you live longer. And bacon butter promises to be as popular in the West as camel ice-cream is in the Middle East.

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