This is a page by and for Neds. They are essentially Glaswegian Chavs but about 20 times more violent. I got to this page after seeing VICE UK's "Wee Man" post which is a funny parody of Neds (I hope) but the true highlight of this link is entitled "The Catman of Greenock" about halfway down. This man crawls around the cozy fishing village of Greenock on his belly eating rats and whatever else he can find. His face is black with soot and garbage residue. One can't help but ask, "Here Catman hoo dud you end up l' this?" Update: He's on MySpace.