Another chapter in this food-and-parent-assault trend has opened up in Pennsylvania, where a woman whacked her dad in the mouth with his own cane after he suggested she eat a brownie. She then ran over to their 150-year-old farmhouse and set it on fire, further teaching him a valuable lesson in offering her sweets. Some may say her behavior's a little extreme, but I know if my dad did something so fucking offensive as to offer me a moist and chewy chocolatey morsel that guy had better watch his ass because brownies are fattening. That shit is rude.
