We know, always with the late notice, but if you're looking for something to do in about 20 minutes, Dark Meat are opening for Bad Wizard at the Cake Shop. For those of you who aren't sitting at your computer in shoes and jacket ready to cut out the door at a moment's notice, however, Jay Reatard is playing tomorrow and the night after at the Bowery Ballroom and Europa over in Greenpoint if that's any consolation. He may not exactly be 20 people, but he is a little large. Hell, maybe you'll even get to see him do something like this (the punching part, not the leaving after four songs part)(PS: Can people fucking chill out with the 5-6 instant replays they always edit in to these type of videos already? We know how to work a mouse).