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A: No. The celebrity will call within approximately seven days of your order date at a day and time of their choosing.Excellent.LOU WILL COME TO YOUR PLACE OF WORK AND GIVE A MOTIVATIONAL SEMINARAs Lou wrote on Twitter last week, he really enjoys public speaking and motivating people to better their lives. Lou is 85% deaf as a result of a hearing infection when he was a kid, but he overcame bullying and low self-esteem to become a world champion body-builder and TV superstar. He now gives motivational seminars on how to maximize your potential and become successful. I don't know how much he charges but you can email him directly via his website to book him.LOU WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE (!) TO GIVE YOU A PERSONAL TRAINING SESSIONAgain, I don't know the cost, but Lou works as a personal trainer, (as do his wife and kids). You can go TO HIS ACTUAL HOUSE, or he will come to yours, for a one on one session. Again, you can email him directly for a personal consultation.Being a journalist, I get to meet all the celebrities I want, for free. I spoke to Lou once, using his cameo in Ang Lee's 2003 Hulk film as an excuse to have a chat. It was awkward. He said he had too much going on in his life to talk for more than 10 minutes, ("I have to ship books, I have clients to train, I have three kids, I have a wife, I have a whole life, I have so many other interviews to do, radio and TV, I just can't give you time"), and when I asked him if he was Michael Jackson's personal trainer he said, "Yes I was. People can get hold of me at LouFerrigno.com". Still, he answered all of my stupid questions, and I hear he's a lovely chap.So I have an idea, and all I have to do is earn loads of cash and move to Santa Monica. I reckon if I utilize all the services he offers, I can purchase his friendship. I'll pay for twice-weekly training sessions, I'll hire him to give me weekly motivation seminars, (I don't care if he says the same things each time, I have a terrible memory), and I'll pay HollywoodIsCalling to have him phone me every day. And of course I'll pay him for a signed photo--a real one, this time.This could actually work. I'm going to do it. I'm going to buy Lou Ferrigno.ALEX GODFREY