Hey people at Glastonbury (not that anyone at Glastonbury will be reading this). Are you guys looking forward to watching Jay-Z in the unforgiving rain with lots of people who hate him? I really hope it rains. Please rain. Anyway, we were just Googling to see if anyone has erected a burning effigy of Jay-Z yet when we came across this parodic piece entitled "99 problems but my pitch ain't one". If you didn't guess, it's a list of close to a hundred predicaments the rapper might face at everyone's fave festival…
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