Don't know if you've already seen this, but it is maybe the best invention we've seen since that thing that makes weed really hot. Plumbing the mind of Al Jaffee for design ideas will always yield a winner, but you are basically getting into Nobel territory when your creation offers a peaceful solution to the problem of looking like a retard when you don't have time to scrape the dogshit out of all the individual little divots on the soles of your shoes and the only alternative options at the office look like props from a Klaxons video.