Look, this is an Audi ad, even if it wasn't, it's still dangerously close to the "pimp knocks dude out!!!!!!" YouTube sphere of curated schlock. But you know what? Screw all that. How often do you get to see a pair of $100,000 station wagons (that aren't even available in the US, because the US hates station wagons) shoot large caliber paintballs at each other until they both look like drunken hillbilly knockoffs of a BMW art car?(By the way, how the world do you get a job driving in this videos? I've got talent with an e-brake, give me a call.)All I'm saying is, don't think too hard about the ad content. In any case, if you're like most of Motherboard's audience, you can't even find this ride at a dealership. Instead, just sit back and let the type of sublime absurdity that's only possible with giant marketing budgets wash away the day's stresses like only an 80s Charles Bronson flick and a sixer of Zima could. Ahh.@derektmead