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The Bird That Learned How to Roll a Joint so You Don't Have To

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Treatment by Kat Aileen

Can you imagine how unbelievable it would be to have a personal joint-rolling bird? It would just be me and my amazingly talent bird, listening to Future, smoking up, and watching old episodes of Kourtney and Khloe take Miami. A girl can dream.