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The news is part overwhelming and part boring, so here's a quick list of all the stuff we thought was significant today:
– Manchester Arena attack: firefighters are "ashamed" they couldn't help victims
– Bottle and can return scheme gets the green light in England
– Sean Penn's new novel is getting dragged, as well as his bad #MeToo poem
– Schoolgirls are having to wear shorts under their skirts to prevent upskirting
– Britain's two oldest lads say you need a sense of humour to stay alive as long as them