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The news is part overwhelming and part boring, so here's a quick list of all the stuff we thought was significant today:– Manchester Arena attack: firefighters are "ashamed" they couldn't help victims– Theresa May promises long-term funding for the NHS– Bottle and can return scheme gets the green light in England– McDonald's is phasing out plastic straws– Sean Penn's new novel is getting dragged, as well as his bad #MeToo poem– Schoolgirls are having to wear shorts under their skirts to prevent upskirting– Britain's two oldest lads say you need a sense of humour to stay alive as long as them