The Best Cyber Monday Sex Toy Deals to Blow Your... Paycheck On

We’re all feeling titilated by the best Cyber Monday deals right now, from the best deals on Amazon to postmodern furniture, but we’re horniest of all to blow our wad—and not our wallet—on the best Cyber Monday sex toy deals, which have been lubed, spanked, and prepped to slither on down this coconut-greased mail shoot, and right into your lap this holiday season.

Sex toys are always on the high priority list for us when Cyber Monday deals roll around, because some—although not all, as evidenced by the power of a simple, classic cock ring—are going to be more expensive; such is the price we pay for quality design, materials, and environmentally conscious development (disposable batteries = no thanks)... but not on Cyber Monday, mon bébé. Today, we’re loading up on the best sex toy deals from brands such as Satisfyer, LELO, Dame, Unbound Babes, and Fleshlight; we’re uncorking the poppers for the best G-spot vibrators, butt plugs, and getting our bed ready for some class-A satin restraints. 

Let’s unfurl the shag carpet on these Cyber Monday sex gifts, shall we? We’ll start with some quick and dirty links to the deals:

Amazon has various deals on sex toys sitewide.

Adam & Eve offering 50% off one item with the code BONUS50.

Babeland’s Black Friday sale is offering 20% off with the code BFBABE.

Dame is offering up to 22% off sitewide and shipping for just $0.01.

Fleshlight is holding a Holiday Cyber Sale event.

Foria is offering 30% off plus a free $25 voucher on orders over $10.

Fun Factory is offering up to 60% off select items for Black Friday/Cyber Monday, including 10% off accessories with the purchase of a sex toy.

Godemiche is having a whopper Cyber Monday/Black Friday sale.

Hot Octopuss is offering up to 50% off on select sex toys.

LELO’s Cyber Monday sale is offering up to 60% off.

Lioness is offering $30 off for Cyber Monday.

Lovehoney has dropped a 60% off sale.

Love Not War is offering up to 40% off sex toys.

Lovers is offering 25% off best-selling brands with the code OHWOW.

Maude is offering 15% off all orders of over $60 for Cyber Monday.

PinkCherry has sale items of up to 80% off for Cyber Monday, and you can get an extra 30% off sitewide with the code CYBER.

We-Vibe is offering up to 50% off select items.

Zumio’s Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale is offering 30% off.

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This Black Friday, you can get everything from rotating sex swing hangers to the Womanizer clitoral vibrator for 43% off; the latter is one of the GOATs of clit-stimulating vibes thanks to its simultaneous, gentle sucking and massaging abilities. As one reviewer writes, “If you have patience, you can easily crank out 1-10 orgasms in a half hour, and they'll all be very different.” Hard smash.

There’s also a classic, best-selling wand vibrator on sale for the price of a fancy New York City deli sandwich that wastes no time getting you to blast off. In the words of one Amazon reviewer, “My god...that's a lot of power... [it] only took 15 seconds to finish. BUY IT.”

Where it all began. We respect Adam & Eve because it still has a website that harkens back to wild, wild cyberwest years of the 90s and an equally eclectic assortment of sex toys for every Tom, Dick, Harry, Barbie, and Beelzebub out there. It’s offering 50% off one item with the code BONUS50 for Cyber Monday.

Over at Babeland, you can get sitewide Cyber Monday savings of up to 20% off products with the code BFBABE. We’ll be scooping up the iconique Magic Wand vibrator, which is perfect for working out the kinks in your [redacted] and your back.

My goddess, we love Dame. The sexual wellness company was founded by two women who decided that the bar for the engineering quality on toys needed to go way the hell up from the 9th level of inferno, and they’ve achieved it with innovative partner toys such as the Eva and game-changing, whisper-quiet clitoral vibes such as Aer. You can save 22% off sitewide from now until December 2, no code needed, and enjoy shipping for just $0.01!

Often imitated, never equalled. Fleshlight is the OG of male sex toy brands, and it’s offering loads upon loads of hot, dripping deals on everything from Fleshlight combo packs to penis leeves (which are also part of a special buy-two-get-one-free deal for its Holiday Cyber Sale event).

Have you ever tried masturbating with CBD lube? Foria’s lubricants are pure sex magic. Today only, you can get 30% off plus a free $25 voucher on orders over $100. Don’t sleep on the Awaken Arousal CBD lube; that potion can give you the perfect dose of oomph to get to O-Town during solo or partnered sex.

It’s true what they say about German engineering, mate. It rocks. Fun Factory’s vibrators, sex toys, and dildos are made in Deutschland with love and hella innovative designs (the bulbous, colorful buttons remind us of the iMac G3), silky silicone, and true multi-tasking chops (the Volta vibrator is great for penises and vaginas). This year, you can get up to 60% off select items for Black Friday/Cyber Monday, including 10% off accessories with the purchase of a sex toy.

Godemiche means dildo in French, and YAY, CUM! in English. The sex toy retailer seriously has vibrators unlike any we’ve seen before, and it’s having a whopper Cyber Monday/Black Friday sale with major discounts on its pearlescent dildos for reverse unicorn horn LARP-ing/finally getting into pegging.

Hot Octopuss is offering up to 50% off on select sex toys from now until Novemeber 30, and and it has a great array of non-binary and transgender-designed toys on sale such as the Pulse Solo Lux, a hands-free penis stroker with top marks from reviewers. Cop it while it’s about $60 off.

LELO is one of our favorite luxury sex toy slingers (there’s a reason its vibes were featured in the Fifty Shades of Grey movies), because it dreams up some of the most drop-dead gorgeous vibrators out there for all genders, and its Cyber Monday sale is a great opportunity to get in on its legendary vibes for up to 60% off of the original price.

The Enigma suction and G-spot vibrator is 30% off, and a favorite amongst VICE editors such as Angel Kilmister, whose review of the toy explains how “the edging pattern is next-level; [and] can slingshot you to the Pleasure-sphere in literal seconds.”

If it’s direct clitoral contact that you seek, the Soraya G-spot rabbit vibrator is a hands-free, multi-tasking machine that is dripping in gold accents/should really be used as a scepter to knight your next Cum King. The wand portion of the vibrator has one of the best ranges of motion we’ve ever experienced from a rabbit vibe, and is capable of perfectly targeting your G-spot, totally hands-free, while the little vibrating nub attachment goes to town on your clit. Blended orgasms, here you come.

Arguably the world’s most high-tech rabbit vibrator, this sex toy from Lioness is $30 off for Black Friday/Cyber Monday, and a VICE editor favorite; the eponymous Lioness vibe gives you actual biofeedback on your orgasms to help you better understand your spank sesh. (Plus, it’s just really cool to see your climaxes mapped-out on a smartphone chart.)

Lovehoney has dropped a 60% off sale on hundreds of customer favorites, including sex toys, lingerie, and bondage staples such as these installation-free restraints (all you have to do to use ‘em is sling em underneath your mattress) and a pair of purple reins that Prince would’ve loved.

Some of the best, easiest to clean male sex toys can also be found at Lovehoney’s Cyber Monday sale, including the highly-rated Blowmotion warming masturbator. Lovehoney reviewers praise the toy for its slick design and ability to edge ‘gasms. As one fan writes, “It certainly is discreet. Suspicious partners will believe the Blowmotion masturbator is a sort of coffee cup holder; [it’s] effective and gives a pleasantly languid treat to those who wait.” Grab it while it’s 40% off.

We’re big fans of cock rings in this house. Not only are these trusty sex toys lightweight and easy to travel with, especially if you’re trying to have hot sex while you’re home for the holidays, but they come with all kinds of clit-pleasing textures and vibrational patterns these days. The flexible, vibrating Bed Ringer double cock ring is a whopping 60% off, and a Lovehoney customer and staff favorite.

You can get up to 40% off the sex toys at Love Not War for Black Friday/Cyber Monday, including pocket-sized bullet vibrators and G-spot wands that could pass as Julia Fox’s vape.

The Cyber Week deals at Lovers have kicked off with up to 25% off best-selling brands such as Arcwave, We-Vibe, Pjur, Womanizer, and more with the code OHWOW.

Maude makes some of the most aesthetic, minimalist sex toys and bath goods out there. You can get 15% off all orders of over $60 for Cyber Monday, and treat yourself (or your partner) to its luxurious bundles of vegan and paraben-free lubes, vibrators, and hypoallergenic intimacy wipes.

PinkCherry has sale items of up to 80% off for Cyber Monday, and you can get an extra 30% off sitewide when you use the code CYBER on select items, including a smorgasbord of best-selling (arabesque??) prostate massagers.

Plus, one of our fave toys of all time, the Satisfyer Pro 2, is at the lowest price that we’ve ever seen it. There’s a reason this clitoral vibe has over 58,200 reviews, with the majority being glowing, on Amazon; it’s quite simply one of the top clit toys that feels like getting really good head. As one Amazon reviewer writes, “I've named [mine] Jason Momoa because it was like a scene from Aquaman.” Smash that order button while it’s $30 off.

Everything Unbound Babes concocts is just so damn rad, from its galactic-looking P-and-G-spot pleaser wand to the best-selling Puff clitoral suction toy. The brand’s Cyber Monday sale has kicked off with 40% off sitewide, and is flush with kinky deals.

Remember when we are all horny but separated during lockdown? That’s when We-Vibe stepped up to the challenge of helping folks smash à la distance with its best-selling toys, which use an app to give you control over the vibrational level of your partner’s sex toy. This Cyber Week, you can get up to 50% off select items and start the edging fest (no matter where you are).

The Date Night Set brings together two epic app-controlled toys from We-Vibe’s quarry, the Nova 2 rabbit vibe and vibrating Pivot penis ring, for a lip-smacking $40 off, and the brand’s wearable, app-enabled panty vibrator is $25 off.

Ever wondered what it’s like to get lovingly probed by an erotic alien? Beam yourself up to Zumio’s Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale to get 30% off of its otherworldy clitoral toys, such as the X, which uses gentle, high-speed rotations to please your nethers (and your nips; it’s real fun on those).

Now that’s what we call a happy ending. Don’t forget to peep the rest of the best Black Friday sales this weekend (you’re going to need some wipes for those new dildos).

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