The Best Cyber Monday Sex Toy Deals To Blow Your... Paycheck On

We’re horny for all the best Cyber Monday deals right now, from Theragun massager alternatives to cult-favorite outdoorsy brands, but we’re horniest of all to blow our wad on the best Cyber Monday sex toy deals, which have been lubed, spanked, and prepped to slither on down this coconut-greased mail shoot, and right into your lap this holiday season.  

Sex toys are always on the high priority list for us when Cyber Monday deals roll around, because some—although not all, as evidenced by the power of a simple, classic cock ring—are going to be more expensive; such is the price we pay for quality design, materials, and environmentally conscious development (disposable batteries = no thanks)... but not on Cyber Monday, baby. Today, we’re loading up on the best sex toy deals from brands like Satisfyer, LELO, Dame, and more; we’re uncorking the poppers for the best G-spot vibrators, butt plugs, and getting our bed ready for some class-A restraints. 

Let’s unfurl the shag carpet on these deals, shall we? 

Sex toys on Amazon will often be marketed as vague body "massagers," or else given cryptic keyboard gumbo names like “clįt0ral vâginá hânglider.” That’s why we rolled up our sleeves for you, and found a Womanizer clitoral vibrator—one of the best out there, next to the clitoral vibes by Dame, Satisfyer, and LELO—hanging amongst the many, various Cyber Monday promotions on Amazon. 

Plus, one of our fave toys of all time, the Satisfyer Pro 2, is at its lowest price that we’ve ever seen it over at the ‘Zon.

There’s also a great Magic Wand-esque vibrator on promotion for the price of a fancy New York City deli sandwich:

Where it all began. We respect Adam & Eve because they still have a website that harkens back to wild, wild cyberwest years of the 90s and an equally eclectic assortment of sex toys for every Tom, Dick, Harry, Barbie, and Beelzebub out there. The Adam & Eve Cyber Monday sale is offering up to 80% off sex toys, such as this intro to prostate play kit:

Or this Rechargeable Thrusting Rabbit is more your speed? (If not, you can change modes—it literally has 10 different speeds.) Plus, you can get 50% off a single item with code BONUS50.

Over at Babeland, you can get sitewide Cyber Monday savings of up to 20% off products including massage and body products like this lavender CBD body oil:

My goddess, we love Dame. The sexual wellness company was founded by two women who decided that the bar for the engineering quality on toys needed to go way the hell up from the 9th level of inferno, and they’ve achieved it with cult toys like the Eva. You can save up to 20% sitewide and up to 35% off sets during the brand’s Cyber Monday sale. Their Intimate Touch Kit comes with a trio of fan favorites like the Arousal Serum, a palm vibrator (great for beginners and erogenous zones), and a gentle, aloe-based lube.

Cyber Monday at Ella Paradis is live, with savings of up to 85% off sex toys with the code CYBER (including a cordless version of the classic Magic Wand for untethered fun).

You already know we’re going to be scooping a Satisfyer Pro 2, for it is the Lord of the Clitoral Cumshots, but we’re also jazzed to take home their 5-star penis stroker:

Godemiche means dildo in French, and YAY, CUM! in English. The sex toy retailer seriously has vibrators unlike any we’ve seen before, and they’re having a whopper Cyber Monday/Black Friday sale with discounts of up to 50% off. We will be bringing home all of these magical dildos for reverse unicorn horn LARP-ing:

Hot Octopuss is offering up to 50% off on select sex toys, and they have a great array of non-binary and transgender-designed toys including the Pulse, a hands-free penis masturbating toy with top marks:

LELO are our favorite Swedish luxury sex toy slingers (there’s a reason their vibes were featured in the Fifty Shades of Grey movies), because they make some of the most drop-dead gorgeous vibrators out there for all genders, and their Cyber Monday sale is a great opportunity to get in on their 24k gold couples vibrators and more for up to 60% off the original price.

Lovehoney will be offering, in their words, “mega deals” of up to 60% off sex toys, lingerie, and bondage staples like these installation-free restraints—all you have to do to use ‘em is sling em underneath your mattress. Clever.

Maude are the makers of some of the most highly aesthetic, minimalist sexual wellness goods we’ve ever seen. This Cyber Monday, the brand is going to be donating 100% of sales to Peer Health Exchange, an organization dedicated to advancing health equity and improving health outcomes for young people in under-resourced communities.

The Cyber Monday savings have already kicked off at PinkCherry, where you can get between 20% and 80% off sitewide on sex toys right now with the code CYBER at checkout. If you’ve never tried a prostate pleasing toy, anal beads, and more this is your chance:

We were saving the coolest of the sex toy slingers for last. Everything Unbound Babes concocts is just so damn rad, from their galactic-looking P-and-G-spot pleaser wand to their Puff clitoral suction toy. The brand’s Cyber Monday sale has kicked off with 30% off sitewide.

Wishing you a happy and horny Cyber Monday. 

​​The Rec Room staff independently selected all of the stuff featured in this story. This article was originally published on November 23, 2021 and is being continuously updated as new information and hot deals become available.