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Welcome to New Music

We thought music websites were boring, so we started our own.

You know how everyone is saying the internet has revolutionized music etc. etc. etc.? If that's the case, why are all music websites so goddamn boring? They’re all either made by popular music studies lecturers, or fuckheads in fedoras who just talk about how much they dig live music. So, in response, we've revamped Noisey.com and started our own.

You know what sucks? Old music sucks! Who wants to listen to Love, or Duke Ellington, or Mozart when you could be listening to music that was made fifteen minutes ago by an iPhone cloud rap application? Not me, that's who. So, if you're like me and you enjoy filling your phone with a whole new three hours of obscure pop music released minutes ago, then welcome home. This is the blog where Noisey will pour all of its love for discovering new music and it's the best place on the whole internet to go to when you want to discover just what exactly, music is going on about. Here you will find the most exciting videos and MP3s, downloads and album streams. Basically, what ever our jam is, that's what this blog is. Of course, in, say, one year when Evian Christ are headlining Burning Man, it's going to seem ironic that their music is still in our New Music section. But frankly, if you can't reconcile the concept of passing time with the concept of a blog, you're screwed. Oh, and if you've got any music you want to throw our way, just hit up New Music at Noisey dot com.

So, to find out what's our jam today, click on the New Music tab up there. Anyway, enjoy!