The inescapable five-day music industry dickjam known as CMJ starts in a couple weeks. If you want a free badge to the festivities, please email this guy in the accepted 5,7,5-syllable structure of the anglicized haiku. Clipped or smushed-down words must be spelled out phonetically to count toward your metrical total. The best entry will receive a badge in the mail sometime in the next few days, along with some Fox swag like copies of that movie The Happening and that other movie Joy Ride 2. The worst entries will be posted here to be scorned en masse, and their authors' contact info distributed somewhere commensurate with their shameful efforts, like 4chan. So make them nice.
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The inescapable five-day music industry dickjam known as CMJ starts in a couple weeks. If you want a free badge to the festivities, please email this guy in the accepted 5,7,5-syllable structure of the anglicized haiku. Clipped or smushed-down words must be spelled out phonetically to count toward your metrical total. The best entry will receive a badge in the mail sometime in the next few days, along with some Fox swag like copies of that movie The Happening and that other movie Joy Ride 2. The worst entries will be posted here to be scorned en masse, and their authors' contact info distributed somewhere commensurate with their shameful efforts, like 4chan. So make them nice.