As we promised, correspondents from Noisebloid have checked in with news from the first night of Miami's International Noise Conference. We're sorry to say it's started off a little rough. Most of the drama makers weren't in town yet and lots of people canceled. But you know how these things go: the worse off they start, the better off they end. That photo you're looking at is proof; 2008's INC started off with folded hands and ended in blood. Keep reading for the dirt.Thousandaire Ed Wilcox mysteriously has two homes: one bachelor pad in Florida, and one with his wife in Philadelphia. Apparently the missus wanted him home to help plant forced bulbs so they'd have daffodils in time for spring, so he had to cancel rocking out with the boys this time…. Taiwan Death canceled for unknown reasons, though speculation points to pregnancy…. Dino Felipe refused to play, citing the dearth of drugs…. In other drug-related news, TV, who wasn't invited to perform last year, was this time accepted into the golden gates of an INC stage. But now that he's explained that he's not doing heroin anymore (and what will certain death metal drummers do when they go to Florida now that there's no supplier?) he's boring. And he was late…. Panicsville canceled simply because he's a pussy, though actually it could be that his girlfriend, who runs Ides Recordings, freaked out because Leslie Keffer's there and she thinks there's something going on between the two of them. Sources say there most definitely is NOT….Speaking of Keffer, the guy who gave her a black eye a few years ago is in town. He's staying in INC proprietor Rat Bastard's tiny little apartment for the weekend, along with 30 other dirtbags. And Leslie. He already threatened to give her another. Val from Unicorn Hard-on guarded her in bed last night, and the two of them awoke this morning to find a member of ominously-named Right Arm Severed sandwiched between them in bed, trying to get with Val's back. Rumor has it that next time Val's boy is in the same room as this dude, the name of his band will become a reality, making this the most ironic twist of band names since Tom Smith of To Live and Shave in LA, in an effort to better display his rippling muscles, epilated all his body hair in said city.Stay tuned to find out if a group order for liquid K comes through, and what happens when the shit-talkers from Jacksonville and San Francisco square off.
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As we promised, correspondents from Noisebloid have checked in with news from the first night of Miami's International Noise Conference. We're sorry to say it's started off a little rough. Most of the drama makers weren't in town yet and lots of people canceled. But you know how these things go: the worse off they start, the better off they end. That photo you're looking at is proof; 2008's INC started off with folded hands and ended in blood. Keep reading for the dirt.Thousandaire Ed Wilcox mysteriously has two homes: one bachelor pad in Florida, and one with his wife in Philadelphia. Apparently the missus wanted him home to help plant forced bulbs so they'd have daffodils in time for spring, so he had to cancel rocking out with the boys this time…. Taiwan Death canceled for unknown reasons, though speculation points to pregnancy…. Dino Felipe refused to play, citing the dearth of drugs…. In other drug-related news, TV, who wasn't invited to perform last year, was this time accepted into the golden gates of an INC stage. But now that he's explained that he's not doing heroin anymore (and what will certain death metal drummers do when they go to Florida now that there's no supplier?) he's boring. And he was late…. Panicsville canceled simply because he's a pussy, though actually it could be that his girlfriend, who runs Ides Recordings, freaked out because Leslie Keffer's there and she thinks there's something going on between the two of them. Sources say there most definitely is NOT….Speaking of Keffer, the guy who gave her a black eye a few years ago is in town. He's staying in INC proprietor Rat Bastard's tiny little apartment for the weekend, along with 30 other dirtbags. And Leslie. He already threatened to give her another. Val from Unicorn Hard-on guarded her in bed last night, and the two of them awoke this morning to find a member of ominously-named Right Arm Severed sandwiched between them in bed, trying to get with Val's back. Rumor has it that next time Val's boy is in the same room as this dude, the name of his band will become a reality, making this the most ironic twist of band names since Tom Smith of To Live and Shave in LA, in an effort to better display his rippling muscles, epilated all his body hair in said city.Stay tuned to find out if a group order for liquid K comes through, and what happens when the shit-talkers from Jacksonville and San Francisco square off.
