Oh bacon! You sweet and smokey siren, your succulent chops draw us deep into a frightening world of flavour and excitement. Oh bacon! You Jezebel of food that tempts Muslims, Jews and Vegans alike… Here are some new tasty artery-clogging treats derived from the King of Meats. Thanks to the internet, you don't even need to get off your fat ass to discover them…This is a BLT Candle set. That right, the greatest sandwich of all time can now be enjoyed in candle form. Light them all at one, or one at a time, depending on your mood.Bacon flavoured salt blows the world of seasoning wide open. Why would you have fries when you could have bacon fries? Ditto popcorn, peanuts, chicken - virtually anything you would normally add salt to. An idea this good can only come from a true American patriot. If only our salty tears of American pride could taste as bacony.In need of a peppermint/pork lift? Pop one of these and your swill-breath will beckon the opposite sex like swine around a trough.Why ruin the bacon rush with a boring ol' toothpick when you could still savour the smoky goodness with some bacon flavoured toothpicks?Bite into the applewood smoked bacon milk chocolate bar and you'll know what heaven tastes like. For distinguished pork palette.Warning: Bacon Spray isn't the edible aerosol we hoped it would be. It tastes like liquid smoke followed by chemical burn, according to the connoisseurs at I Heart Bacon.
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