My friend works for a Member of Parliament. She has to sift through barrels of letters from constituents addressing the great issues of our day. Most of them are ranting about Polish people getting houses or threatening to to go on killing sprees unless the cost of parking near Lidl is reduced. This one however is lovely. A simple letter asking for peace on earth. He's got a point, why don't MPs try harder to achieve universal love? What are we paying them for? Read it beneath."Dear [Name deleted so we don't get sued]
I'm writing you to ask all the Governments in Europe all around the World to come together to make Peace in the World and talk about Credit Crunch. Life become is very expensive. If some more help can be given to all ill people on medication. It's a brief letter and i'd like to mention I got married 26.09.08. Thank you for everything! Could you please phone me on [Number deleted so you don't pester this lovely chap].
Best wishes
[Name deleted so you don't set up a fake Facebook page]
06.10.08"If a madly punctuated letter doodled by an out-patient on cheerful frog paper can't bring us together, what can? I hope this member of parliament called him back, at the very least to congratulate him on marrying his invisible friend.
I'm writing you to ask all the Governments in Europe all around the World to come together to make Peace in the World and talk about Credit Crunch. Life become is very expensive. If some more help can be given to all ill people on medication. It's a brief letter and i'd like to mention I got married 26.09.08. Thank you for everything! Could you please phone me on [Number deleted so you don't pester this lovely chap].
Best wishes
[Name deleted so you don't set up a fake Facebook page]
06.10.08"If a madly punctuated letter doodled by an out-patient on cheerful frog paper can't bring us together, what can? I hope this member of parliament called him back, at the very least to congratulate him on marrying his invisible friend.