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AUSTRALIA - MERRY X-MAS ASSHOLES

This weekend I was watching the news when a familiar sense of fear washed over me. No, it wasn't some jive bullshit piece about Mugabe or baseball in skirts (cricket). It was the sound of Jingle Cats. I thought I had escaped this flagrant horseshit by moving to Australia, but I was severely wrong. In true Aussie fashion, it has taken this long for an abomination from 1991 to wash up on its shores. Even if these feral pieces of shit walked here from America, it would only take, at most, a year to make it. I hope this video makes every sad woman who subsides on a diet of white wine and tears very, very warm inside; it's my Christmas gift to you! Enjoy the worst shit on earth!

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