I have admittedly never been to prison, but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the only place on the totem pole below gay, whistling child molesters with gas is reserved for 19-year-old video-game addicts who attack their moms with taco. PS: How hard do you think it was for the reporter to keep his composure when the mom said "I got taco all over my shirt and kitchen"? I would have completely lost it. Please god let John Roberts incorporate this into his next video.
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