Hi everyone. Sorry it's been a little slow around here today. I'm holding things up obsessing over these two girls, Petra Cortright and Neysa Malone, who're opposite sides of the same weirdo maniac dishwater blonde coin. They don't know each other (I don't think, and I'd be very surprised if they did) but in my mind we are all best friends/girlfriends who have sleepovers and do dirty things to one another at them. Or maybe I just do dirty things with each of them, but they don't touch each other. That's better. Threesomes are skanky. We talk though too, and I'm sort of the moderator in this scenario, trying to relate to Petra how Neysa's winsome Eurotrash/New Jerseyness is equally as strange as her own deadpan wilderness and that really their pop dreams and disillusionment are one in the same. I'm aware this is kind of creepy of me, but fuck it. Click below and watch some videos and see if you don't agree with me.
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