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Dear Vice - Hire Me

Behold a shining example of the kind of letter you should write to curry favor with us.

Vice,

Your promise to publish my letters was nothing but a complete falsehood. Since then you've feigned ignorance towards me and completely snubbed me out. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ANYMORE…

And by the way, I've already seen the ad for the Stills album twice. They're a good band but there latest album is a little ifey. I have to admit, the comic issue was done right.

P.S. If you want to pay me just to talk to people, or pay me whenever I feel like writing something u would publish: GO AHEAD. Otherwise GO DIE. Oh and publish this letter, and pay for all my expenses. But GO FUCK YOURSELVES…Oh yeah I just finished watching the first episode of the HillZ, (MTV), and I really believe I could intern for you niggazz.

Bored again,

JASON