Officially it's the Soul Patch. You might know it better as the Twat Lip. I refer, of course, to that noxious little cloud of hair that lingers - like a pervert by the school gates - just below the bottom lip.This is a beard for clean-cut jock-types who don't have the balls for full-on facial hair. People who don't deserve a beard. It's for wealthy white folk with nothing better to do than sit around, noodling with their facial hair.The Soul Patch: truly the fretless bass of beards.It might seem harmless enough, but that's what they said about the Toothbrush Moustache. And the Toothbrush Moustache? Try the Hitler Moustache.A genocidal world leader with a Soul Patch by 2050. Bet on it.JON BROWN