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NEW YORK - HELTER SKELTER

How great would it be to run as a third-party candidate? I mean sure, you're not going to win it, throwing your vote away, blah blah blah, but technically isn't the same true for all but one of the regular/boring candidates? And while the frontrunners are all worried about getting caught for having their assistant's assistant's intern pass limp-wristed insults about their opponent to the press (oooh, Hillary Clinton's a "monster"? What else is she, a "meano"?) you've basically got carte blanche to do whatever you can think of to get notice. Even speak-singing a lite industrial remix of a song whose only political significance comes from its involvement with the Manson Family in front of a montage of the Twin Towers falling and the remastered footage of JFK's head exploding.

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