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NEW YORK - MOTHER'S DAY FOR ASSHOLES

Hey, it's Mother's Day. God help you if you've forgotten until just now, but if you're still on email terms with the old crone send her

this card

and maybe she'll let you sleep in the driveway tonight. Just don't fucking blow it and accidentally send her

the comic it's based on

.