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CORPORATE SHILLING - YOUR PHONE AS A BEAT COUNTER

Instead of using your phone for pointless things like popping fake zits and snorting fake rails and talking to your fake friends, Scion's made it useful again. Out the window with the ol' annoying the shit out of a DJ by writing annoying misspelled notes on cocktail napkins berating him or her for their crap taste in minimal house trick. Now you can stand there, phone in hand, tracking BPMs, pointing out every less-than-smooth transition. What're they gonna say to that? Or you can use it to tick off the jackhammer's rhythm outside your window at 7 AM on Saturday, just to make the whole experience a little less grating. Or we guess you can use it the way you're supposed to and make handy playlists that automatically help you figure out how play tracks yourself without jarring everyone with your horrible sense of timing. Download it here if you'd like.

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