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NEW YORK - THIS IS REVOLTING

Sigh. Who cares if there's a bacon-flavored lube? Ha ha ha, genitals, the most delicious meat of a human, tasting like bacon, the most delicious meat of a pig. Ho ho…no. What's truly alarming and disgusting is that these people are standing around a filthy warehouse that clearly deals in imports and exports fastidiously licking their fucking fingers. See when that one guy with a stripper pussy hairstyle on his chin grabs his BlackBerry to photograph and text all his friends about it, and everyone gets reverently silent as if he's documenting an important moment in history? Though actually, he might be. It's called The Day I Caught Hanta Virus Because I Sucked My Fingers In an Industrial Barn.

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