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SHIT(E), WE FORGOT BURNS NIGHT

I cannae ("can not") believe we forgot it was Robert Burns Night. And on the year the US government finally had the balls to

legalize it

. If you've still got enough time and deer-access to stalk and kill and dress and process and cook a deer, follow our simple 16-step recipe for preparing your own

venison haggis

. If you're a wee ("little") bit stretched for time, you can just content yourself with our UK blog editor

preparing his own

as well as making a slight arse ("butt") of himself in front of a bunch of highlanders.