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I'm sure you hate your job and think that you spend all day surrounded by sub-normal alcoholic Muse fans who shit in your trumpet at nine every morning and then invite you for a drink at five. But it could be worse, you could work for the British Property Federation Press Department under a boss who is so obsessed with those ugly prog wizards that he writes five-page press releases themed around

Muse songs

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. Glance beneath for a glimpse of hell that my depressed friend sent me.

By the way, couldn't help but notice you didn't use any tracks off

The Resistance

. Fucking poseur.