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EVERYTHING'S FALLING APART AND MORE

While we try to sort out the technical wamdang what done crippled our blogging today, here's another technical flapdoodle we just got to the bottom of. Last month when we enjoined you to

send us nude pictures of yourself reading a book

so we could share them with recent booksmith Mike Sacks, something happened with the html coding for the email address. Something horrible. We're not sure where all your tits and tuckii and cooters and doodles ended up, only that it sure as hell wasn't our inbox. Our best bets at the moment are "nowhere" and "as thumbnails on one of those distressing Russian porn portals." Or maybe you learned your lesson from all those Law & Order episodes where "sexting" leads to multiple heinous murders, and decided to keep your lad and ladybits to yourself. Let's hope it's the first one! If you still want Mike Sacks to see you naked with your favorite book, email a jpg of that to

vice@viceland.com

with the subject line "I LIKE READING." The top three pictures all win signed copies of

And Here's the Kicker

, in which Mike interviews the humorous brains of funnymen like Bob Odenkirk, Robert Smigel, and Irv Brecher of Marx Bros fame. Please note that we said "TOP" three, not "best." Note that and dwell on it.