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THE HANGOVER NEWS

A PLANE FELL OUT OF THE SKY ON FIRE

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) People from other countries keep exploding Gaddafi's stuff.

A POLAR BEAR DIED

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) It was called 'Knut' and it fell.

SOME PEOPLE WERE WEIRD ON A SOCCER PITCH (via) I'm not really sure what's going on.

AN ASS SMILED

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) Cheeky!

A MAN GOT LAID SOLELY BY USING LINES FROM THE VIDEO GAME DUKE NUKEM

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) Somewhere a boyfriend is not pleased.

A JEWISH RAVE BUS WENT PAST MY HOUSE

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) They were celebrating something called 'Purim'.

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