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It's tough being a man. The traditional manly jobs have gone, you can't give female colleagues a friendly slap on the ass in the morning, and there's the ever-present risk of some woman accusing you of rape. Luckily, the UK's Crown Prosecution Service has a habit of striking down with great vengeance and furious anger those women alleged to have misled the police about sexual assault. It's good to know that the CPS has got men's backs in these PC-gone-mad times.
Or have it? The charity Women Against Rape campaigned in the House of Commons yesterday to highlight the plight of more than 100 women who've been prosecuted for false rape allegations in the last five years. In the group's view, too many of these cases are prosecuted, too vigorously, and with too high a penalty. Their expert, Arkansas law professor Lisa Avalos, told the Guardian, "In the course of my research I have not found any country that pursues these cases against women rape complainants in the way the UK does."
Worse still, they believe that in several cases women were pressured by police to withdraw their allegations, and then were prosecuted.
It's worth putting this in perspective, though—we're talking about 20 prosecutions from something like 15,000 annual reports. The CPS itself has been active in trying to dispel myths around "crying rape." Its research, which looked at crimes between January 2011 and May 2012, found 5,651 prosecutions for rape versus 35 for false allegations of rape. For domestic violence there were 111,891 prosecutions, against just six for false allegations.
WAR's campaign is well intentioned and highlights a genuine problem, but it's probably a bit unfair to the CPS. Keir Starmer QC, the Director of Public Prosecutions, was right when he said last year that, "where false allegations of rape and domestic violence do occur, they are serious—reputations can be ruined and lives can be devastated as a result." It's quite right that people falsely accused of a crime can expect to get justice. What WAR have highlighted, though, is just how wildly out of proportion the public debate about "crying rape" is.
It's impossible to give exact figures because many cases aren't reported, and many of those that are remain unresolved, but here are the rough stats. For every 100 incidents of rape that get reported, perhaps two or three are false accusations, with perhaps another 600 going unreported.
We can quibble over the exact numbers, but that works out at a couple of false reports for every several hundred genuine incidents—or, to put it another way, a woman is a few hundred times more likely to not report a genuine rape than to make a false allegation. Even if you remove gender from the equation, and look at this from a purely what-about-the-men perspective, with 9,000 men raped in the UK annually, we're more likely to be raped than to be falsely accused of rape.
It's amazing how much hand-wringing is devoted to something so rare that it's practically irrelevant to any serious discussion of sexual assault. That's not to say that individual cases aren't serious, but they're serious in the way the plague is serious—it's fucked up if you get it, but it's not a top priority for the National Health Service.
Men are more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape.
The problem here is that widespread and unjustified skepticism about rape claims is making victims far less likely to come forward. Keir Starmer QC highlighted the Jimmy Savile scandal as one example of police being overly cautious in these cases, and as Yewtree and related investigations into abuse have played out in the media over the last three years, middle-aged men with newspaper columns have been lining up to splutter about how affair this all was.
My favorite example of the genre came from Spiked! editor Mick Hume, who was terrible concerned in January 2013 when Max Clifford was arrested as part of the ongoing Yewtree investigation—or "witch hunt," in Hume's words. The author saw Clifford's arrest as a sinister development in which prominent critics of Yewtree were being silenced. Sixteen months later, Clifford was convicted of, among other things, rubbing the pubic mound of a 12-year-old girl then making her masturbate him, stopping only when his daughter returned to the jacuzzi they were sharing.
As I wrote back then, what makes this skepticism easier is the media's habit of talking in euphemisms or vague legal terms like "grooming," "abuse," or "molestation." Accurate, sure, but they don't really capture the horror of the crimes committed. Historian Mary Beard was spot on when she complained about the media's prudishness last year, talking to the New York Times about abuse she suffered online. "You never know what it's like, because no mainstream paper will print it," she said. "Nobody on the radio will let you say it, and so it came to look as if I was worried that they said I hadn't done my hair."
Pretty much the same applies to sexual assault cases, and that makes it easy for people to minimize what really happens, to pretend that what people like Savile or Clifford did was little more than an unwanted slap on the ass. To claim, even, that the victims themselves are somehow guilty of getting raped.
All of this contributes to a situation where most rape is unreported, and where we have literally no idea how many of Britain's kids are being abused. That's a far, far bigger problem today than a few dozen false rape allegations.
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