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As you can see from the above picture, the London riots turned our worlds upside-down. But that doesn't mean other stuff didn't happen in the world. Here's some things you might have missed in the last few days while you were constantly typing the name of your area into Twitter search and peeking out from behind your blinds.

A BAT GOT LOOSE ON A PLANE

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It's hard to say anything about an animal loose on a plane without resorting to Snakes on a Plane references. And this is 2011. We don't do that anymore.

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SOME RICH KIDS MADE A SONG ABOUT BEING WANKERS

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You're allowed to punch ONE kid from this video in the face. Who do you punch?

SYSTEM OF A DOWN CONTINUED TO BREAK MUSICAL BOUNDARIES

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I'm feeling it. Not so sure about the hat though.

MGMT GOT PELTED WITH SHOES ON STAGE

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This is a lot more satisfying to watch if you skip the part where he asks the crowd to do it.

In other news, MGMT still exist.

VINCENT GALLO DID SOMETHING WACKY

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Blah blah, Vincent Gallo, blah, who once offered to sell his semen for one million dollars, blah blah… has announced that new films he is directing will not be shown to an audience, blah blah blah. He said: “I do not want my new works to be generated in a market or audience of any kind." Blah blah… adding: "I have just finished a new film. This film is allowed to rest in peace, and stored without being exposed to the dark energies from the public." Blah fucking blah.

PS: Can you imagine how pissed off he's going to be when he finds out that James Franco had this idea first?

"DIFFERENT KIND OF HOMOSEXUALITY" DISCOVERED

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And I am never doing anything illegal ever again.

PLUMBER BUILDS WORLD'S LARGEST MOPED

That's a picture of it, right there.

JAMIE TAETE