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March 16, 2007, 2:30pm

You know when you wake up with a zit on your face and you feel like everyone is staring at your hideousness. Well, count yourself lucky you didn't wake up with Lewandowsky Lutz disease, which causes hundreds of hard, spikey growths that smell like rotting toenail to sprout out of your hands and feet. We know this has been doing the rounds, but look at this guy. His fingers and toes look like KFC Crispy Strips. So yeah, wash your face and chill the fuck out. It's just a zit.