
1."I'm alone in my New York offices. I sign a contract setting up a shell company to siphon profit from Newscorp's regional Midwestern holdings into a Cayman Islands account, instantly saving me $12million a year in tax liabilities. Suddenly, I look down, and I'm stiff as a corpse. My good lady wife comes in, we retire to my private chambers and rut, missionary-style, for a number of minutes. She then massages my prostate until I fall asleep."
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