

Yes, and he’ll get me an island. I can have a fun party there and it'll be sound.
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Oh Jesus.Jesus?
Oh god – no, not him. Maybe someone like Ernest Hemingway. Yeah, I’m going with him. It might be a bit clichéd, but he lived his life properly.Didn’t he shoot himself?
Yeah, he wasn’t always happy, but he left a legacy.Fair enough.

A guy who’s living in Canada. Actually, we haven’t met yet, but he will come to London soon.Okay. So wait – you’re choosing someone you've never met?
Yeah. He knows everything about me and I know everything about him, and he’s a great person and able to make good decisions.And you fully trust him?
I know, it’s crazy.

Because you have a recorder in your hand.You’re putting your life in my hands because of my dictaphone?
Yes. I would love to be led by you. Now, where shall we go?Let's stay in a well-populated area.

I’m not surprised. I would want to be as successful as him, so I’d have to have his way of thinking and make the same decisions.Anyone else out there for you?
Simon Cowell.You’re all about the money, aren't you?
Yeah, and he doesn’t get up until midday.

Yeah, she’s done a good job so far. Well, she’s done alright.Would she lead you in a different direction, decision wise?
In terms of career choices, yes. But I get loads of my vintage clothes from her, so she’d dress me the same.Oh good.Previously - What's the Rudest Thing Someone's Done to You in London?