It’s a story as old as time: Boy meets girl, girl is charmed by boy, they go on a couple of dates, some kissing happens, some drinks, they like each other, then they go back to the boy’s place, where there’s more kissing and stuff, then the boy is like, “One second, let me get something,” and the girl thinks he’s going to grab a condom, but then he pulls out a giant rabbit mask, puts it on, and hands her a string of pearls. “I want this to be a special night,” he whispers to her. “Can you put these in my ass and pull them out really fast? Really fast.” Goddamnit, not again, she thinks on her way out the door. That’s what sex-advice professionals call a “sexual dealbreaker” and what Meatloaf means when he says he won’t do that. Where do you draw the line?
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If she doesn’t want to pleasure herself, why is she here in the first place?

No, none of that, either.So you’re an exit-not-an-entrance kind of guy?
I guess, yeah.

It doesn’t even have to be in a relationship to be repetitive, is the thing.Are we talking like in the span of a few hours then?
Like going through the same motions for sex seems boring.

Ooh, yeah, that’s a bad one. Furry stuff, no way. And there are some pretty creepy fetishes out there. Or anything with poop, I guess.

No, it would just be weird that he was having some sort of weird fantasy about the situation that was really out there.

General. I mean, I haven’t experienced anything else in the other area that was that bad, but if it was that, that’d be a dealbreaker, too.
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I would tell them! Because I actually know what generally can be done to fix a bad smell.So that’s not really a dealbreaker, just something that needs to change.
No, I wouldn’t have sex with someone where one thing would break the deal anyways. But not fixing a smell would.

Probably someone who murders people.So, other than murder, everything’s good?
Well, maybe not everything. But quite a few things are alright.

It’s pretty hard to do, and I’ve tried. It’s a hard thing to say, but it’s definitely a dealbreaker. I have to figure that one out.

If you force it, it doesn’t work. You have to make eye contact!Why’s that?
It just makes it more intimate.Do you think maybe they’re hiding something if they don’t look you in the eye?
I think it just shows insecurity.

Oh yes! I love that!

With the knives, it’s just scars. I could see it at the moment being good, but I don’t want any permanent reminders of what I did that night on me for the rest of my life.
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If she was OK with it, then yes. But I would be incredibly hesitant.Previously:What Music Should You Play at an Orgy?Would You Rather Fight a Horse-Sized Duck or a Hundred Duck-Sized Horses?What's the Rudest Anyone's Ever Been to You?
