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Taylor: I don’t really.So it’s not for you? Is it for your girlfriend?
Sort of.What do you think of this event?
A free vibrator’s a free vibrator, right?What are you and your girlfriend or whoever going to do with it?
No idea. But, why not?

I am excited, as it’s my birthday weekend, so this is like a gift to myself.Happy birthday! Which kind are you gonna get?
Whatever they give me. I’m not picky. I make it all work.

I vibe with music and free things.And what do you think about the event getting shut down?
I think it sucks because I didn’t get one yet.I’m sorry. And what were you going to do if you got one?
I’m pretty sure we were all planning on going home and testing them out.Did you think this was a good idea?
I thought this was a great idea. Obviously a lot of people showed up and everything.And what do you think of the overarching implications of the event, such as making female masturbation mainstream?
I think it’s great. I mean, we’re all doing it, right?

Sneakers: In what context?I think the context is with vibrators.
Sneakers: Well in that case I use tumblr. I have a tumblr that’s just for porn.
Sandals: That was gonna be my answer.
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Sneakers: Yeah. But I also fantasize about superheroes.What kind of superheroes?
Sneakers: The Avengers. Have you seen them?Yes.
Sandals: Have you seen their asses? Captain America? Perfect.How do you guys feel about the cart getting shut down? I know you were near the front of the line, did you manage to get one?
Sandals: I think only about 50 people got one, and then they shut them down.
Sneakers: And we don’t know where they’re moving now.
Sandals: I think this is just going to turn into insanity now.
Sneakers: Everyone’s sexually frustrated.What do you think of the message of the event? Do you think it’s sex positive, feminist, things like that?
Sandals: Oh yeah definitely. I’m surprised there weren’t protestors or anything.
Sneakers: I love how many women, and men, are here to get their sex toys.

Well I’m pissed that the police shut them down, because I think this is the greatest event in the world. But what am I gonna do?Did you not get one?
No, did anyone get one?I got one. Do you see this as a feminist event?
Abso-fucking-lutely. This is the greatest thing ever. There’s women everywhere, women of all ages, and men as well. It’s great because finally we can take care of ourselves, and it’s nothing to be embarrassed about.
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I use them if need be.Are you getting this for yourself or someone else?
Someone else.Is this for butt-vibing a special fella?
This is for my wife…Oh. That’s nice. You’re a nice husband.
I try, I try.You don’t mind your wife using one?
Nah. And it’s free, why not?She might found out she likes it too much.

I’ve actually never vibed literally.You haven’t?
No. I’m seeking new vibes here. I’m vibeless! It’s very sad. I don’t vibe. That’s sad. That’s so sad.So that’s why you’re here? Because you don’t vibe?
Yes. I just want to vibe.What do you think of the event in terms of its sex-positive connotations?
I love it. I love that people are out here, I love that some family walked by and that no one had any shame about saying they were getting vibrators.I guess we’re rebelling from our nation’s puritanical roots.
Yes. Puritanism is only good for so much. Why not have a little fun?This crowd does seem pretty un-repressed.
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