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These Little Kids Dress Better Than You

Increasing numbers of millionaire moms from Brazil to Kazakhstan are feeling the urge to preemptively groom their kids into becoming totally materialistic assholes.

Many of you will already be familiar with the concept of dressing up young children in designer clothing as the most popular pastime of washed-up celebrities. However, it is becoming a favorite hobby among obscenely rich people everywhere and is now the basis of a thriving global market. Steadily rising numbers of millionaire moms from Brazil to Kazakhstan are feeling the need to createminiature versions of themselves in Burberry Baby and Gucci Kids in what looks like an effort to preemptively groom their kids into becoming totally materialistic assholes.

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