Oh, Halloween. The most magical of times, where a woman in a chicken costume vomiting into the backpack of a 6-foot 5", bearded man dressed up as Dora the Explorer while her friend in a sexy corn costume calls the paramedics is totally normal. Instagram makes it easier than ever to keep up with the night's festivities so we decided to check in on our favourite DJs and see what they were sporting for their spookiest gigs of the year. Like the artists themselves, each costume fell into different categories of sexiness, wow factor, and originality. If you see any that we missed, make sure to post them in the comments.
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The Chainsmokers
Originality: 3 out of 10 secret herbs and spices Sexiness: 9 out of 10 sexy ghost costumes Wow Factor: 3 out of 10 wardobe malfunctions Overall Spook: 4 out of 10 horny pumpkinsA photo posted by The Chainsmokers (@thechainsmokers) on Oct 10, 2014 at 10:14pm PDT
Diplo
Originality: 8 out of 10 obesity epidemics Sexiness: 1 out of 10 highschool dances Wow Factor: 10 out of 10 blind spots Overall Spook: 0 out of 10 not actually DiplosA photo posted by diplo (@diplo) on Nov 11, 2014 at 3:23am PDT
Zedd
Originality: 1 out of 4 members of From First to Last Sexiness: 10 out of 10 hip hairdressers Wow Factor: 8 out of 10 epic drops Overall Spook: 4 out of 10 optometristsA photo posted by skrillex (@skrillex) on Oct 10, 2014 at 6:25pm PDT
Kittens
Originality: 0 out of 10 puppy mills Sexiness: 10 out of 10 Catwomen Wow Factor: 8 out of 10 Purina Cat Chows Overall Spook: 5 out of 10 furballsA photo posted by Lauren KITTENS Abedini (@iamkittens) on Oct 10, 2014 at 9:33pm PDT
Felix Cartal
Originality: 1 out of 10 budget airlines Sexiness: 6 out of 10 customer service reps Wow Factor: 30 out of 30 extra minutes at baggage claim Overall Spook: 4 out of 10 copies of The Terminal on Blu-ray
Dillon Francis
Originality: 8 out of 10 cross-dressing nuns Sexiness: 10 out of 10 first kisses Wow Factor: 10 out of 10 Tinder dates Overall Spook: 6 out of 10 awkward morningsA photo posted by Dillon Francis (@dillonfrancis) on Oct 10, 2014 at 6:51pm PDT
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Steve Aoki
Originality: 4 out 10 movie references Sexiness: 8 out of 10 unexpected boners Wow Factor: 3 out of 10 Tomatometers Overall Spook: 10 out of 10, would bangA photo posted by Steve Aoki (@steveaoki) on Oct 10, 2014 at 6:56pm PDT
Jessie Andrews
Originality: 10 out of 10 bases covered Sexiness: 10 out of 10 creepy Instagram followers Wow Factor: 10 out of 10 American Apparel sponsorships Overall Spook: 0 out of 10 chances she's buying you a drinkA photo posted by Jessie Andrews (@jessieandrews) on Oct 10, 2014 at 11:59pm PDT
Tiësto
Originality: 0 out of 10 Tiëstos Sexiness: 10 out of 10 Sexy Sax Men Wow Factor: 1 out of 10 Shamwows Overall Spook: 9 out of 10, would fleeA photo posted by Tiësto (@tiesto) on Oct 10, 2014 at 11:23pm PDT
Laidback Luke
Originality: 2 out of 10 dollar store purchases Sexiness: 1 out of 10 Silver Surfer sex dolls Wow Factor: 1 out of 10 Super You and Me parties Overall Spook: 2 out of 2 balls to call that a costumeA photo posted by Laidback Luke (@laidbackluke) on Oct 10, 2014 at 7:17pm PDT
Flosstradamus
Originality: 8 out of 10 white trash uncles Sexiness: 1 out of 10 social security cheques Wow Factor: 4 out of 10 weed jokes Overall Spook: 4 out of 10 Claire's Accessories shopsA photo posted by FLOSSTRADAMUS (@flosstradamus) on Oct 10, 2014 at 9:09pm PDT
Maya Jane Coles
Originality: 5 out of 5 Addams Family members Sexiness: 10 out of 10 ghosts of Alice Glass Wow Factor: 6 out of 10 funerals Overall Spook: 8.72 out of 10 on Resident AdvisorA photo posted by Maya Jane Coles (@maya_mjc) on Oct 10, 2014 at 4:04pm PDT
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Stwo
Originality: 3 out of 10 croissants Sexiness: 6 out of 10 baguettes Wow Factor: 5 out of 10 socialist governments Overall Spook: 10 out of 10 terrified childrenA photo posted by Stwo (@stwobeats) on Oct 10, 2014 at 5:16pm PDT
3lau
Originality: 7 out of 10 assassins Sexiness: 9 out of 10 creeds Wow Factor: 8 out of 10 plot holes Overall Spook: 6 out of 10 sequelsA photo posted by Justin Blau (@3lau) on Oct 10, 2014 at 1:03pm PDT
Cashmere Cat
Originality: 0 out of 10 good luck blankets Sexiness: 6 out of 10 special occasion towels Wow Factor: 1 out of 10 warthogs in the background Overall Spook: 3 out of 10 Ariana Grande collabsA photo posted by Blueprint Events (@blueprintevents) on Nov 11, 2014 at 1:25am PDT
NERVO
Originality: 3 out of 10 Valencia filters Sexiness: 8 out of 10 Edward Cullens Wow Factor: 4 out of 10 colour contact lenses Overall Spook: 6 out of 10 side-villainsA photo posted by NERVO (@nervomusic) on Oct 10, 2014 at 5:51pm PDT
Ryan Hemsworth
Originality: 8 out of 10 totally different from Cashmere Cats Sexiness: 10 out of 10 mysterious allure Wow Factor: 1 out of 10 Hudson's Bay sales Overall Spook: 1 out of 10 botched haircuts (Editor's Note: The Sisterhood of the Travelling Buzzcut Rule is in effect)
Originality: 4 out of 10 cartoon throwbacks Sexiness: 9 out of 10 reptile fetishes Wow Factor: 6 out of 10 lost pets Overall Spook: 5 out of 10 safe betsA photo posted by Blueprint Events (@blueprintevents) on Nov 11, 2014 at 2:52am PDT
Alesso
Originality: 0 out of 10 nightmares Sexiness: 0 out of 10 counselling sessions Wow Factor: 9 out of 10 night lights Overall Spook: 8 out of 10 mascara tearsA photo posted by Alesso (@alesso) on Oct 10, 2014 at 9:20pm PDT
Rebecca & Fiona
Originality: 6 out of 10 Tim Burton movies Sexiness: 10 out of 10 cheekbones Wow Factor: 8 out of 10 Swedish accents Overall Spook: 9 out of 10 Buffy's (Season 2)A photo posted by Rebecca & Fiona (@rebeccafiona) on Oct 10, 2014 at 8:47pm PDT
Deadmau5
Originality: 10 out of 10 Deadmau5es Sexiness: 10 out of 10 Purraris Wow Factor: 10 out of 10 Twitter rants Overall Spook: 10 out of 10 spoiled petsA photo posted by deadmau5 (@deadmau5) on Oct 10, 2014 at 10:21pm PDT
A-Trak
Originality: 6 out of 10 hours thrifting Sexiness: 10 out of 10 surprisingly attracted critics Wow Factor: 0 out of 10 hashtags activated including #iwantyoursex and #wakemeupbeforeyougogo Overall Spook: 1 out of 2 parents approveA photo posted by A-Trak (@atrak) on Oct 10, 2014 at 7:51pm PDT
Anna Lunoe
Originality: 5 out of 10 grade school fantasies Sexiness: 10 out of 10 lessons from Marky Mark Wow Factor: 7 out of 10 science fair volcanoes Overall Spook: 3 out of 10 field tripsA photo posted by @annalunoe on Oct 10, 2014 at 9:32pm PDTZiad Ramley slept through Halloween and is on Twitter: @ZiadRamley
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