In the shower this morning, I thought to myself: "Why are there no pumkin spice songs? Do people not love the drink enough? Could there perhaps be one facet of life that the syrupy drink cant permeate?" These questions would haunt me all morning long.Before we go any further, put on some Feist, close your eyes, and think long and hard about the Pumkin Spice Latte's core demographic. Next, think long and hard about the sub-demographic that would sing about the sugary drink they adore so much. You're probably imagining something like the photo below.
Interestingly enough, you'd be completely wrong. SoundCloud is quite literally overrun with bangers, ballads, and broken-hearted raps dedicated the now infamous rallying call of the suburban white girl, and none of the songs are by quite who you'd expect. I was curious to see just how pumkin spice these songs really were, and can highly recommend the following:This Fat Rap
Verdict: Totally Pumpkin SpiceThis Track Preview
Verdict: Boring-Ass Regular DrinkThis Bedroom Producer in Calgary
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