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SoundCloud Is Overrun with Pumpkin Spice-Themed Tracks

We review the best and worst of fall's silent killer.

In the shower this morning, I thought to myself: "Why are there no pumkin spice songs? Do people not love the drink enough? Could there perhaps be one facet of life that the syrupy drink cant permeate?" These questions would haunt me all morning long.

Before we go any further, put on some Feist, close your eyes, and think long and hard about the Pumkin Spice Latte's core demographic. Next, think long and hard about the sub-demographic that would sing about the sugary drink they adore so much. You're probably imagining something like the photo below.

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Interestingly enough, you'd be completely wrong. SoundCloud is quite literally overrun with bangers, ballads, and broken-hearted raps dedicated the now infamous rallying call of the suburban white girl, and none of the songs are by quite who you'd expect. I was curious to see just how pumkin spice these songs really were, and can highly recommend the following:

This Fat Rap

Verdict: Totally Pumpkin Spice

This Track Preview

Verdict: Boring-Ass Regular Drink

This Bedroom Producer in Calgary

Verdict: Boring-Ass Regular Drink

This Seasonal Classic

Verdict: Totally Pumpkin Spice with a Doo Rag

This Producer

Verdict: Boring-Ass Regular Drink

This "Drump" Playlist

Verdict: Boring-Ass Regular Drink

This Ballad to Fall

Verdict: Totally Pumpkin Spice

This Original Mix

Verdict: Surprisingly Pumpkin Spice

This Lo-Fi, Anti-Pumpkin Spice Band

Verdict: Totally Pumpkin Spice

This Experimental Track

Verdict: Boring-Ass Regular Drink

This Rap that Isn't About Pumpkin Spice

Verdict: Totally Pumpkin Spice

This Mythbuster's PSA

Verdict: Totally Pumpkin Spice

This Marketing Guru's Auto Loans (Pumpkinspiceloans.com)

Verdict: Totally Pumpkin Spice

This Track that was Allegedly Inspired by Timbaland

Verdict: Boring-Ass Regular Drink

Ziad Ramley is on Twitter: @ZiadRamley