'Tis the season to give and get gifts. But why stick to stale candy canes stuck in a stained mug that says "World's #2 Dad" when you could get something that, well, doesn't suck? To wit, we here at MUNCHIES have tirelessly racked our greasy brains to compile the best food-related gifts on planet Earth, and quite possibly the universe. Behold, The MUNCHIES Holiday Gift Guide.
Oh, and if you want to score one of these items for yourself for free, scroll down and enter to win a box of Exo Cricket Flour Protein Bars .
Ground Control Imperial Stout
Space is the final frontier for humans and beer both, and this Imperial Stout from Ninkasi Brewing has the unique distinction of having been brewed with yeast that left Earth and came back intact.
Exo Cricket Flour Protein Bars
Strong bodies require protein, and crickets offer a sustainable and legitimately delicious alternative to soy- and animal-based bars and powders.
LIVIN Farms Edible Insect Hive
If you're even more hardcore about entomophagy, why not grow your own? This bug-growing system uses your kitchen scraps to raise tasty mealworms in a matter of weeks.
This small-scale version of an aquaponics farm uses fish, uh, byproducts to fertilize herbs, greens, and vegetables, all of which you can grow in even the smallest of basement railroad apartments.
Technical Milk and Technical Food
A collaboration between Soylent and artist Sean Raspet, these two limited-edition flavors of everyone's favorite food-replacing shake are, in the words of Raspet, "the result of abstracting myriad existing molecules found in food and milk into small sets of analogous molecules." So yeah, what he said.
GWAR Fluids Bloodbath
Who needs solid food or liquid when you could simply vape the day away with this fruit-flavored blend designed to satisfy the "bloodlust of every scumdog in the universe" by none other than thrash kings GWAR?